In Nigeria nothing gives joy than having
own personal original charger
Can you Imagine what happened today
I saw Two Slay Queens arguing on who first
started being a Slay Queen
I think its Time we start giving Slay Queens
Pls izzi true that Short people can tie their
lace while standing?..
I thought I have seen it all..... Until I saw a
drinking breast milk with bread.....
You want your relationship to be like that of
Romeo and Juliet...
Did Juliet ask for recharge card, Gucci bag
Wickedness is when you wish a fat girl A
birthday and also tell her "bigger bigger you,
Ladies can be very wicked.....
How can you save a guys number as "
Some guyz will wake up by 2am to pee...
And they will post on Facebook.
"Real hustlers don't sleep"..
Who are you deceiving....
Come ooo... Who taught Nigerians to keep
broom at the back of the door..
Jesuu, Ho my God!! Someone just
a Girls Photo saying! And I qoute "you look
Never reject a gift from ur ex, it's your
collect it with joy
Heart break is nt when ur love leaves you....... gorgeous prom dresses
Heart break: is wen ur newly wedded wife is
the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the
Na this one shock me pass.....
Which one be give me "cold ice cream"
Just shift lemme laugh
Dear Future Kids,
I'm not the one delaying ooo.Your father is
busy dating one useless gal, I hope he
finish your school fees
Ur Responsible Dad
Your boyfriend beats you on a daily basis
you still upload his photo and caption it
bring out the best in me" my sister are you
When you are in church chilling with your
and your mom starts giving testimony about
how *God* delivered you of bad mouth
I'm still mad at NOAH for allowing
enter the Ark,He will have just allow them to
destroyed by flood
now see how mosquito draw Africa Map on
If you see any post like...
"Every disappointment is a blessing"
Just know that the person failed jamb
A weed smoker fell from the 1st floor of a
A nearby crowd rushes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?
Weed smoker: I don't know ooo. I also just
Girls and Fashion...Some Girls handbag be
looking like Ballot Box as if they want to go
Pressing phone while pooing....
Makes pooing interesting....
Do I have a witness in the house
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR EX?
Well, I will say I miss him everyday and I
he misses me too, he is a great guy, was
the best thing da happened to me.. we loved
each other so much buh it just didn't work
for both of us and he moved on buh I miss
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR EX?
that idiot? He is devil himself, sometimes
sit down and I wonder what I was thinking
I agreed to date that good for nothing
goat. God will surely punish him everyday of
life.... but wait oo which my ex were u
Tomorrow I will be calling all the
and rats in my house for a MEETING so we
discuss how we will be sharing the rent..
I dnt knw who owns the house anymore...
Why is KFC chicken so expensive.....
Did the chicken attend private school...
14 years imprisonment for Gay in
will still put them in the same cell with other
Is that not Honeymoon
My sister if you ex texts you and say " I still
you and I want you back"....
My sister just reply "I don't do part 2's, am
Girls who wear chains around their legs
Abeg the slave trade is over nah... Stop
Am at my busstop.... Come and beat me
What's happening to this world sef.....
You are not Rihanna
Aunty wear bra ooo...
I don't know why some people are still
proud like they are the only ones buying
expensive things in Nigeria....
My dear we are all buying expensive things
days.. Even if na only onion you buy, you are
I bought a pant of N9,000 and you expect
wear it under my trouser? Hell NO!.....Abeg
If you see someone dress like superman on
streets just know that its me
Forget about electricity shocking....
Nothing shocks more than touching you
and then discover that your phone isn't
Igbo children be like;
"Palents risten to ya chirldlen,
We are d lizard of tomollow".
na joke oo
Don't feel too big when guyz ask you for
contact.... 98% of them will not call you, its
I hope we remain bestie forever, even after
We can become "Ghostie" and scare people
I hope i left a smile on ur face