In Nigeria nothing gives joy than having
your
own personal original charger
Can you Imagine what happened today
I saw Two Slay Queens arguing on who first
started being a Slay Queen
I think its Time we start giving Slay Queens
Registration Number..
Pls izzi true that Short people can tie their
shoe
lace while standing?..
I thought I have seen it all..... Until I saw a
baby
drinking breast milk with bread.....
You want your relationship to be like that of
Romeo and Juliet...
Did Juliet ask for recharge card, Gucci bag
Wickedness is when you wish a fat girl A
happy
birthday and also tell her "bigger bigger you,
I
pray
Ladies can be very wicked.....
How can you save a guys number as "
*pig*"
Some guyz will wake up by 2am to pee...
And they will post on Facebook.
"Real hustlers don't sleep"..
Who are you deceiving....
Goodnyt guyz
Come ooo... Who taught Nigerians to keep
broom at the back of the door..
Jesuu, Ho my God!! Someone just
commented to
a Girls Photo saying! And I qoute "you look
so
VIEWTIFULL"
Never reject a gift from ur ex, it's your
PENSION
collect it with joy
Heart break is nt when ur love leaves you....... gorgeous prom dresses
Heart break: is wen ur newly wedded wife is
in
the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the
pounded yam??"
Na this one shock me pass.....
Which one be give me "cold ice cream"
Just shift lemme laugh
Dear Future Kids,
I'm not the one delaying ooo.Your father is
still
busy dating one useless gal, I hope he
doesn't
finish your school fees
Ur Responsible Dad
Your boyfriend beats you on a daily basis
and
you still upload his photo and caption it
"You
bring out the best in me" my sister are you
an
"ogene drum"
When you are in church chilling with your
friends...
and your mom starts giving testimony about
how *God* delivered you of bad mouth
odor..
I'm still mad at NOAH for allowing
Mosquitoes to
enter the Ark,He will have just allow them to
be
destroyed by flood
now see how mosquito draw Africa Map on
my
body.
If you see any post like...
"Every disappointment is a blessing"
Just know that the person failed jamb
A weed smoker fell from the 1st floor of a
storey
building.
A nearby crowd rushes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?
Weed smoker: I don't know ooo. I also just
arrived.
Girls and Fashion...Some Girls handbag be
looking like Ballot Box as if they want to go
and
rig election
Pressing phone while pooing....
Makes pooing interesting....
Do I have a witness in the house
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR EX?
American Girl...
Well, I will say I miss him everyday and I
believe
he misses me too, he is a great guy, was
actually
the best thing da happened to me.. we loved
each other so much buh it just didn't work
out
for both of us and he moved on buh I miss
him..
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR EX?
Nigerian Girl...
that idiot? He is devil himself, sometimes
when I
sit down and I wonder what I was thinking
when
I agreed to date that good for nothing
shameless
goat. God will surely punish him everyday of
his
life.... but wait oo which my ex were u
asking
of?....
Tomorrow I will be calling all the
cockroaches
and rats in my house for a MEETING so we
can
discuss how we will be sharing the rent..
I dnt knw who owns the house anymore...
Why is KFC chicken so expensive.....
Did the chicken attend private school...
14 years imprisonment for Gay in
Nigeria...They
will still put them in the same cell with other
guys
Is that not Honeymoon
My sister if you ex texts you and say " I still
love
you and I want you back"....
My sister just reply "I don't do part 2's, am
not a
Nigerian movie"
Girls who wear chains around their legs
Abeg the slave trade is over nah... Stop
giving us
flash back
Am at my busstop.... Come and beat me
What's happening to this world sef.....
You are not Rihanna
Aunty wear bra ooo...
I don't know why some people are still
feeling so
proud like they are the only ones buying
expensive things in Nigeria....
My dear we are all buying expensive things
these
days.. Even if na only onion you buy, you are
living large
I bought a pant of N9,000 and you expect
me
wear it under my trouser? Hell NO!.....Abeg
ooo
If you see someone dress like superman on
the
streets just know that its me
Forget about electricity shocking....
Nothing shocks more than touching you
pocket
and then discover that your phone isn't
there
Igbo children be like;
"Palents risten to ya chirldlen,
We are d lizard of tomollow".
na joke oo
Don't feel too big when guyz ask you for
your
contact.... 98% of them will not call you, its
just
our hobby...
Dear bestie....
I hope we remain bestie forever, even after
we
die...
We can become "Ghostie" and scare people
for
fun
I hope i left a smile on ur face